Tuesday 20 January 2009

The news


"I'm the crazy man and here is the latest news from nowehere land news

The spacecraft that was stolen 10 days ago have been found back in the garden of Mr Merky Brandybock. According to him, the machine landed itself without anyone inside. The police of nowhereland didn't believe the poor hobbit and send him to jail for the draw of the spacecraft.
No attorney have been given to him yet however some rumour talk about Mr John Cage, the famous attorney from Fish&Cage.

The Stock-Exchange of Nimportequoi city has closed with a high of 10 whereas Cesquiquila's closed only with a high of 2. It's a good news for our industry in what it seems to be the biggest crisis that nowhere land ever known.

The Big Fight who was attending on Friday 23th have been delayed to an unknown date due to the car accident that affected Mr Jacky Choun. He has been hospitalized at the Moron Hospital, the doctor said that fortunatly he has been slightly damaged with a twist of his left ankle. He'll be on his feet soon for the fight that everybody's waiting for.

Professor Bin from the Fake University is giving free economic course for people who would be intersted by subject. He will start his course on Wednesday 21th at the Fake University. More informations on the university's website.

And it's the end of our journal, have a nice day. It was Mr Crazy man from Nowhere land news"
pix:Nathalie Shau

2 commentaires:

marla dellamorte said...

More informations on the university's website.
where's the adresse of your fake university
i wanna be a fake student!!!

The fake world of a crazy man said...

I don't think that you can ever find the website here, you must live in nowhere land to see it.